Larsa Pippen destroyed Scottie Pippen’s public perception, now she’s hell-bent on doing the same to Michael Jordan’s son
Larsa Pippen is one of the most infamous NBA wives in history. Not only was she married to Scottie Pippen, a world champion with a stellar record from his years with the world-champion Chicago Bulls, but she has also been linked romantically with some of the biggest names in basketball and hip-hop. The notches on Larsa’s snatched Gucci belt include professional athletes Tristan Thompson and Mark Beasely, along with the king of toxic relationships, rapper Future, and, most recently, Marcus Jordan, the son of NBA god Michael Jordan. At 49 years old, Larsa’s sexcapades haven’t showed any sign of slowing down. She has been doing a press tour with the heir to the Air Jordan legacy, canoodling in public at celebrity events and even detailing their sexual relationship on a recent podcast.
In a recent interview with Andy Cohen, both Larsa and Marcus bragged about their active sex life, quoting their weekly numbers for the Bravo audience. The conversation stemmed from Larsa’s comments at last year’s RHOM reunion when she claimed she and her ex-husband Scottie Pippen had sex four to five times a night, every night. Fans called Larsa’s bluff, as social media numerologists pointed out that for Larsa’s claims to be true she would’ve had to travel to every game with her ex-husband, which seemed very unlikely. Half of social media labeled her ex as controlling and assumed Larsa was forced into a life of sexual servitude, while the other half believed Larsa was exaggerating. Wherever your sympathies resided with Larsa or Scottie, the numbers were pretty unbelievable considering the two were married for 23 years.
Fast-forward to January 2024 and Larsa has gone public with the son of Scottie’s infamous teammate who constantly overshadowed Scottie’s talent, Michael Jordan. Although Marcus is 16 years younger than Larsa, ironically, the Assyrian-American socialite has the same flex in her new relationship. According to Larsa in an interview with People Magazine, she is enjoying an equally impressive sex life with young Marcus Jordan. “I also have sex probably five times a night with the love of my life,” she boasted, gesturing towards Marcus. Her younger lover was eager to echo her claims, bragging about his competitive nature. “I’m very competitive, so I like to stay ready,” he said, assuring Andy that they had sex way more than three times a day. “Especially with Larsa as my partner, absolutely.” Some things should be kept private, especially with the legacy attached to Larsa’s name, and now her new beau’s.
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For anyone assuming Larsa was pressured to have frequent sex against her will by Scottie, the conversation with Andy proves the exact opposite. Time has proven it wasn’t the overly virile athlete forcing his hot young wife to succumb to his voracious sexual appetite. It may be the exact opposite. Larsa’s adept ability to navigate between sports and hip-hop romances, coupled with her recent admission of having an extremely active sex life with Marcus Jordan, suggests her voracious appetite may reside in Larsa’s well-preserved loins, instead of her ex-husband Scottie.
Larsa has admitted that not only does she have a type, but she is committed to finding a man who can fill her ex’s large shoes. In an interview with Melissa Gorga she explained, “I was married to a really famous guy that was really cute, that had a good body that was really successful that gave me four gorgeous kids. So where the hell are you gonna find a guy that can like, fill in? It doesn’t have to be all of those, but like a few of those boxes. It’s kinda hard. I thought it was going to be easier, to be honest with you.”
The average woman may not be able to relate to Larsa’s woes, but she has obviously taken up the mantle of attempting to find a man that could fit Scottie’s size 16 Nikes. According to Larsa’s documented frustration, there aren’t many who would be able to live up to her past, but the only person who could come close to trumping it would be to involve herself with the only person who could trump Scottie Pippen, which would be Michael Jordan himself.
After viewers binged on Jordan’s docuseries, The Last Dance, the often strained relationship between Michael Jordan and his Robin-esque sidekick Scottie Pippen was fodder for pop culture consumption. Although the two athletes won multiple championships together in Chicago, their personal approaches to the game couldn’t have been further apart. Outside their rapport on the court, there was not much of a connection between the titans, and post-career, there is no relationship at all. When asked if he granted his approval for his son’s relationship with Larsa, Jordan simply said, “No”, to which Marcus later suggested his father was just kidding around.
